Stalker Alert!

I got a call today from one of my dearest friends:

G - "You are not going to believe this but I have a stalker."

D - "What?" "Who?"

G - "Yea, he left a heavy breathing message on my cell last night."

D - "You're kidding me?" "Did you get the number from your cell call list?" "Call the rat back!"

G - "No, but what I got was HEEEEEE HOOOOO HEEEEE HOOOOO for about a minute then, he said, "Hey Gina, what you doin? Call me K?"

Dead silence on my end as I'm a little taken back at this point.

She begins to chuckle.

G - "It was your little man."

D - "Phew." "Wait, when did this happen?" "Did he call you from my cell?"

G - "Last night." "Yea, it was your cell number."

D- "Well, at least it's a 3 year old stalker and not some crazed middle aged pervert man."

G - "Three year olds are so much easier to handle then your typical older pervert stalker." "Three year olds just want attention, candy and darling little kisses and hugs."

D - "And we girls know this why?"

G - "Now that I think about it all men are stalkers."

D - "You're right, even the ones we marry." "They just stalk us for other reasons and they are allowed, because of you know, that thing called a marriage certificate!"

*sighs* from both parties

Then the ultimate girlie - giggle giggle giggle