Slap Happy

Yesterday was our first league volleyball game in Rural Pa. I have a new team and the folks I'm playing with seem to be a lot of fun. We ended up losing our match last night but I really wasn't to upset about it, as I'm playing with my BFF Timmy and his brother and crew.

I will however, tell you what I am upset about. Our team consists of a husband, wife - great people. I have known the husband (K) for sometime and just met the wife (C) - also very nice. My great friend TW; a pastor who I can't seem to remember his name and another new guy Collin. Again, all super nice folks and a lot of fun to play with.

After the game was over I sat around chatting with friends whom I hadn't seen for about a year C makes her way over to me and says, "I need to talk to you." "I feel really odd saying this to you but I told Collin's wife I would."

It took me a minute to figure out who Collin was and I have no idea who is wife is.

I stood there dumbfounded and said, "Ok, shoot." I wasn't even sure where this conversation was going but I knew something was wrong as C looked serious.

She continues to tell me that Collin's wife is livid because I smacked him on the ass after a play.

I looked at her as was like, "What are you talking about?" "I did what, when?"

"She said you smacked his ass here tonight."

"Oh my Gosh, I don't remember doing that, did I?"

"Well, if I did, I don't remember and it was more than unintentional." Maybe I did it only because I wasn't paying attention and meant to hit his hand or pat him on the back on my way back to my position."

"Where is she, I'll be more than happy to apologize?"

"She left."

Here is where the story gets juicy or out of control if ask me.

Darla, "Don't worry about it." "She is the most flirtatious girl I know." "I've had to talk to her about flirting with my husband before." "It was to the point where it was causing problems."

"What, what does that mean?" "She's a flirt but at the same time livid because I did something that I'm unaware I even did?"

"Yes," "but I'll talk to her I'll see her at - GET THIS - Bible study this week. We have 3 Bible meetings a week we go to." "She's one of my best friends."

"Next week, please make sure that Collin is not even near me on the court."

What the hell is all this about? I don't even remember smacking anyone in the ass let alone some guy that I just met. The wife according to her best friend - huge flirt - but is livid because some chic unintentionally supposedly smacked her hubby in the rear?

All I can think of that happened - I was walking back to my place on the court I went to smack hands after a good play and didn't realize he didn't have his hand out or I missed his hand completely (dah) and smacked his rear end. Who cares, what's the crime? I can honestly say I probably didn't even say 5 words to the guy all night - let alone - grab at his ass for kicks and giggles - if I even actually did.

Another good thing about this is - when the crazed wife approached Collin about this he had no clue what she was talking about - so did it really happen? I have no idea. - Replay the tape...

It's going to be a LONG 11 weeks.

God love my friend Trav - as he said crazed wife is just mad cause I'm adorable, athletic and playing volleyball beside her husband. Truthfully, I don't think that's it but it'll work for now.