No Moaning Allowed

I am surrounded by all kinds of walks of life I swear it in my little hometown. I have finally gotten my rear back into the habit of getting itself up at 5AM and dragging it to the gym just to pound the heck out of that treadmill.

This morning as I'm pounding it out several people come in - it was nightmarish. I thought myself and the other 6 folks in the gym were the only goofy ones in the area. Today, I found out different. There were probably 20 folks in there. All eight treadmills were taken. I thought a fight was going to break out one person got done running then another went running and the last girl standing was livid. Too funny if you ask me, who fights over working out?

I usually pay no attention to who is in there and what they are doing for good reason. Unfortunately, today was a little different. The eyes were a roaming today. Bad idea if you ask me.

As I'm on one weight machine, I notice this guy on the one weight machine near me, I take a better look the form is all wrong and it's a swinging lift motion instead of one swift lift motion. That, however, is not the best part. He moves to another machine and I'm now doing my free weight workout and I hear this loud and I mean LOUD - MOANING, GROANING type of noise.

I stop looked up the sound continued to pour out of his mouth. I can't even describe the pure torture of a sound he was making. It was this bitter, help me, I'm in so much pain moan. All I could do was look at a friend of mine and try not to bust a gut from shear laughter. Believe me at 530AM laughing is no joking matter. I'm so not a morning person, but this was just hysterical.

Now, don't get me wrong there are days when I am making the roughest looking faces as I'm pounding away on the treadmill or lifting like a champ but never ever have I moaned maybe winced but no moans. It truly should be outlawed at the gym - at least this kind of moan.

All I could think of was "Giddy up..."