Yoked

WTF? Here's to the SOB that egged my car - thank you so much for showing me what kind of worthless piece of trash you are. I hope if you have kids someday they turn out better then you obviously did.

Your parents must be so proud of you for turning out to be so devilish. Luckily, I noticed it at lunchtime so I could get it washed off since you know egg yolk ruins pant.

JERK!!

Here's hoping you someday have a nice ride and someone destroys it with a dozen eggs.